my favorite olympic sport is, without a doubt, card games on ice
"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*
"what’s it about?"
(Source: bootrick, via sketch-the-knight)
If you’re ever sad, just remember in 1998, Blink-182 went on a tour called the PooPoo PeePee Tour.
"It’s sad when you’ve already learned to be a part of someone’s life and then end up being strangers." - Friendship (via disbar)
fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them
(Source: ghostho, via foryouillbleedmyselfyellow)